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heyfunniest:

My Friend Tim is the Male Lorde [x]

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via hotboyproblems)

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via cramp)

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koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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sachiwana:

“how big is your dick?” “16GB”

(Source: teriyaki, via seedy)

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sorry:

Paper cuts are a tree’s way of getting revenge.

(Source: sorry, via dulect)

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(Source: eyevuhlease, via hotboyproblems)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch, via cramp)

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hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

(via dulect)